K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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