i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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