its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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