One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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