Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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