I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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