you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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