the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My life is pants optional.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Randomize
