id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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