I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Welp...herpes.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
only you would photoshop your dick
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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