Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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