im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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