I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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