As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
high people should be assigned attendants
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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