shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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