I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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