so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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