your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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