Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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