He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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