no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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