they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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