Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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