hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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