we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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