i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's never too late to be topless.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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