He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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