Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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