Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
my liver is dry heaving
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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