Its about making memories worth repressing
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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