I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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