maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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