Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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