I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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