Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm at about main and main street
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
