Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
the day after is always just damage control
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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