We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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