There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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