Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
