he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
When did angry sex become our thing?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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