I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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