I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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