i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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