Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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