You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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