D3 body, D1 cock
I hate all girls vehemently.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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