I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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