I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You made out with two different species that night
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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