He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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