Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
