But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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