Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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