And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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